Our Services
Professor Wiseacres provides expert sprinkler repair, irrigation installation, fertilization, aeration, and seasonal lawn services across Boulder County, helping Colorado homeowners grow healthier lawns while conserving water.
FertiWiser Installation & Management
Our flagship service. We install the FertiWiser fertigation system, calibrate it for your specific soil and lawn conditions, and provide ongoing seasonal adjustments to keep your lawn performing at its peak year-round. Available as both full-service management and DIY options.
Lawn Fertility & Weed Control
Beyond fertigation, we offer targeted weed control (pre-emergent and post-emergent), pest management for grubs and billbugs, and disease treatment. We use an Integrated Pest Management (IPM) approach—treating problems precisely rather than blanketing your property in chemicals.
Sprinkler Audits & Irrigation Optimization
Your irrigation system is the delivery vehicle for both water and FertiWiser nutrients. Our comprehensive sprinkler audits identify inefficiencies, uneven coverage, and hidden problems that waste water and compromise lawn health. Most homeowners see 40–50% reduction in water waste after implementing our recommendations.
Core Aeration
Colorado's clay soils compact easily, suffocating roots and preventing water absorption. Core aeration removes small plugs of soil to create channels for air, water, and nutrients. We recommend annual aeration for most Front Range lawns—it's the foundation of long-term soil health.
Sprinkler Repair & Maintenance
With 25 years of experience working with Front Range irrigation systems, we provide expert repairs—from simple nozzle replacements to complete valve overhauls. We also offer seasonal sprinkler start-ups and winterization blowouts to protect your system year-round.
Organic &
Eco-Friendly Options
For homeowners who prefer a chemical-free approach, we offer organic-based nutrient programs that focus on building soil biology rather than synthetic quick-fixes. Safe for kids and pets immediately after application